Eat a Bag of .... Funny Unisex Sweatshirt
✨ Design — Hilarious, Edgy & Perfect for Humor Lovers
This sweatshirt delivers pure comedic chaos. The crowd of cartoon roosters paired with the iconic phrase makes this piece a guaranteed conversation starter. It’s the ideal choice for anyone who loves bold humor, gifts sarcastically, or simply enjoys wearing designs that say what others are thinking (but won’t say out loud).
✨ Comfort & Quality — Soft Fleece & Everyday Comfort
Crafted with a cozy fleece interior and a classic unisex fit, this crewneck offers effortless comfort. The tubular knit body (no side seams) keeps it smooth on the skin, while the ribbed cuffs and hem hold their shape. Warm, durable, and perfect for casual days, winter wear, or anytime you want maximum comfort with maximum attitude.
Product Details:
- 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester (varies by color)
- Medium-heavy fabric: 8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²)
- Classic fit with dropped shoulders
- 1×1 ribbed cuffs & hem with spandex
- Tubular knit (no side seams)
- Tear-away label + DTF inner neck print
- REACH certified
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach only
- Tumble dry low
- Iron/steam on low heat
- Do not dry clean
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Sarah J.
New York, 20
Me and my friends bought this and turned it into our squad outfit. We all picked different QR themes, and people scan us at college and outside — funniest thing ever 😂🔥
Emily W.
Los Angeles, 38
I’m a mom of 3 cats, and this sweatshirt honestly says my inner voice out loud. The print is hilarious, the quality feels great, and it fits perfectly. Couldn’t love it more.
John S.
Chicago, 25
Bought this for fun weekend nights. People keep scanning it expecting free drinks, then crack up at the jokes. Every time I wear it someone comes over laughing. 10/10.
Jess P.
Miami, 32
I have tons of animal tees, but this one is honestly the truest of them all. The design is adorable, the fit is great, and it instantly became my new favorite.
Daniel W.
Seattle, 19
Bought this hoping someone takes the hint and gets me a Lambo this Christmas . The print is bright, the material feels great, and it fits perfectly.
Ashley T.
Boston, 26
Everyone thinks the skull means some horror jump-scare, then they scan it and get hit with the ‘f*ck u’ message I chose . Peak comedy 😂💀 . Just love it.
Olivia M.
Austin, 28
Love this! I personalized the QR message. It looks clean and the scan works perfectly.
James D.
Denver, 33
Bought this because it describes my life perfectly . The print is super clear, the fabric feels great, and my cat literally sat on it like he owns it. Totally worth it.
Chloe S.
Portland, 29
Saw this design and instantly burst out laughing. The print looks even better in person and the sweatshirt is super comfy. Wore it manytimes and everyone kept asking where I got it.
Mike J.
San Francisco, 25
As a cat owner, this was an instant buy. Design and fabric is very premium. Comfy, well-made, and the QR scan reaction is hilarious.