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Eat a bag of... Funny Unisex T-Shirt
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$32.99
Regular price
$65.99
If subtle insults aren’t your thing, this tee says it loud without saying it at all. Featuring a whole “bag of roosters” proudly posing like they know exactly what they represent, it delivers the perfect polite-but-not-polite comeback. Bold, dirty-minded, and guaranteed to make people laugh (or turn red), it’s the ultimate shirt for anyone who loves humor that’s obvious… but technically still family-friendly.
Crafted from premium 100% ring-spun US cotton, this unisex tee has that soft, broken-in feel from day one. The relaxed fit and sturdy 6.1 oz/yd² fabric make it ideal for everyday wear, drinking nights, bad decisions, and all the moments when you really feel like telling someone to “eat a bag of—” well… you know.
Details:
- 100% ring-spun US cotton (soft-washed & garment-dyed)
- Medium-weight fabric — 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
- Relaxed unisex fit for all-day comfort
- Pre-shrunk for consistent sizing
- Double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear
- Seamless sides for a smooth shape
- Sewn-in label for added comfort
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Sarah J.
New York, 20
Me and my friends bought this and turned it into our squad outfit. We all picked different QR themes, and people scan us at college and outside — funniest thing ever 😂🔥
Emily W.
Los Angeles, 38
I’m a mom of 3 cats, and this sweatshirt honestly says my inner voice out loud. The print is hilarious, the quality feels great, and it fits perfectly. Couldn’t love it more.
John S.
Chicago, 25
Bought this for fun weekend nights. People keep scanning it expecting free drinks, then crack up at the jokes. Every time I wear it someone comes over laughing. 10/10.
Jess P.
Miami, 32
I have tons of animal tees, but this one is honestly the truest of them all. The design is adorable, the fit is great, and it instantly became my new favorite.
Daniel W.
Seattle, 19
Bought this hoping someone takes the hint and gets me a Lambo this Christmas . The print is bright, the material feels great, and it fits perfectly.
Ashley T.
Boston, 26
Everyone thinks the skull means some horror jump-scare, then they scan it and get hit with the ‘f*ck u’ message I chose . Peak comedy 😂💀 . Just love it.
Olivia M.
Austin, 28
Love this! I personalized the QR message. It looks clean and the scan works perfectly.
James D.
Denver, 33
Bought this because it describes my life perfectly . The print is super clear, the fabric feels great, and my cat literally sat on it like he owns it. Totally worth it.
Chloe S.
Portland, 29
Saw this design and instantly burst out laughing. The print looks even better in person and the sweatshirt is super comfy. Wore it manytimes and everyone kept asking where I got it.
Mike J.
San Francisco, 25
As a cat owner, this was an instant buy. Design and fabric is very premium. Comfy, well-made, and the QR scan reaction is hilarious.